About Me:

 

Well, I am first and foremost, a baseball fan. I am 21 years old and I have brown hair that hates me and is turning blonde. I have a cat named Audrey who is my pride and joy.I hate country music. I am Wiccan, incredibly weird, a Stephen Colbert, Kevin Millar and Aaron Boone fan.

 I like gnomes, swinging, talking, accents (with the exception of really twangy Southern accents), phallic symbols, Mystery Science Theater 3000, the Chicago Cubs, laughing, being weird, sex, lawn ornaments, Scotland, Celtic designs, dreams, pillows, B movies, Boston Red Sox, random quotes, Seattle, traveling, "Lost", "Arrested Development", accidentally putting on the caps lock, saying dirty things when I don't mean to, saying dirty things when I mean to, my dearest baby Audrey, candles, having enough money to be able to buy what I want when I want it....and I would like to not live in a trailor or on the streets if at all possible...unless I am a madam in which case, the streets would be fine.

 

 

I wanted this website because I was getting bored with my old one. I wanted to change the background but I didn't know if I could do that. So I decided to make a new one. I kind of like this purple text. It makes me happy.

 

Purple is not my favorite color. Blood red and black are my favorites.