Congratulations to the Houston Astros for the 2005 Team Crotch Award, given to the baseball team
that exemplifies the biggest and best-looking groin-regions. The Astros were chosen after many months of careful crotch
watching. Take your trophy, Astros, you deserve it!
While the Astros take the award for Best Team Crotch, Brad Lidge has succeeded Roy
Oswalt as the Best Crotch in Baseball. Congradulations Brad Lidge! Whatever you did to "bulk" it up, way to go!
The Award for Best Crotch by a Single Player goes to Brad Lidge for best exemplifying the
male package. Way to go Brad Lidge!
*Note:This is just a general guideline
** Some pictures are not
100% accurate in their portrayal of baseball players' crotch size.
