1. The use of the space-fillers “like”, “um”, and “ya” may not be used more than three times in a sentence. In addition, “man,”, “chick”, or anything of the sort to call someone is not allowed.  Also, the sentence "It's all good," may never be used.

i.e. “Hey man” or “Man, you should’ve been there”

Failure to comply with the above law will result in property loss and six months stay at St. Louis Cardinal Island.

2. Penis Day is a sacred holiday which must be celebrated. The day will go from May 24^th at midnight until May 25^th at midnight. School and work are canceled on these days and all businesses are closed. How penis day is celebrated is entirely up to the women of Bobble. However, the Crotch Watching ceremony must be attended by all who are not sick or hospitalized. Men will compete, women will judge.

3. All residents must be fluent in three languages by their 25^th birthday. A proficiency test will be given in order to insure the law is being withheld. If a person fails their proficiency test, one year is given to the person in order to continue with lessons. If the second proficiency test is failed, immediate imprisonment will result in order to ensure that they are actually learning the language. If by the end of six months in prison, the person is not trying to learn the language, as determined by Venus or Ivan, the person will never be allowed to return to Bobble. However, if Venus decides that the person is trying to learn the languages, and yet cannot, they will be allowed to remain in Bobble as long as they wish without learning the languages.

4. Every woman must own at least one Harlequin novel or its equivalent.
   
   

5. Cruelty to animals is punishable by guillotine.

1. Cruelty to animals includes, but is not limited to, beating, bestiality, persistent yelling, kicking, abandonment, starvation, etc.
2. The animal will then inherit all the past owners’ belongings. Next of kin will be in charge of taking care of the animal. When the animal dies, the belongings will then e donated to hospitals around Bobble. This ensures that the animal will not be killed in order to get the past owner’s belongings.

6. No family is allotted more than three kids unless they are adopted orphans.

7. Soccer, baseball, golf, tennis, swimming, rugby,  hockey, volleyball, track and field, car racing, crotch watching, fishing, tetherball, rowing, boxing, fencing, cycling, cricket, and skiing are the only recognized sports of Bobble.

8. Marijuana is legal. 

9. All movies with Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise, and Russell Crowe are forbidden. The only days that these movies may be watched are the days from February 1^st through 14^th when Venus is in Chezland for her vacation.

10. The school months are February, March, April, May, September, October, and November. December 3^rd begins the winter holiday. The first and second of this month are used for closing out school and getting done what needs to be done in order for the children to move to the next grade. This includes final exams and graduation ceremonies. December and January are the winter holiday. February begins the next school year. June, July, and August are the summer holiday months. However, it is the same school year when the children go back in September.

11. Children must remain in school from the ages of 5 to 18. However, once the child reaches the age of 16, the only courses the person must take is a language course for three hours once a week. This ensures the learning of the language requirement as listed in Law 3.

12. Pink, blue, purple, green, or any neon colored track suits are never to be worn. No track suit of any other color may be worn either, unless the soul purpose is for track.

13. School is not in session if the temperature is 17 degrees Fahrenheit or below or above 97 degrees. In addition, snow up to six inches requires work, but above three does not require school.

14. Every citizen of Bobble 18 or over must, if able, volunteer 5 hours a month.

15. All businesses except banks are closed on Wednesdays. This ensures parents to have a day off from their children. Also, all businesses except restaurants and grocery stores are closed on Sundays.  

16. Cooking and/or eating road-kill is illegal.

17. Every resident must plant a tree once a year and take care of it.

18. The drinking age for public drinking is 18. However, it is legal for persons aged at least 16 to drink with their family or friends in the privacy of their own home.

19. Joe Don Baker, Chuck Norris, Dean Anderson, and William Shatner each have their own Days of Remembrance called Celebrity Holidays.

20. Penis Day, Halloween, the 8 Sabbat days, Valentine’s Day and the afore mentioned “celebrity holidays” are the only holy days. There is no school or work on these days. Anyone of a different religion may take off their holydays without penalty, however these days MUST be religion related.

21. Country music may only be played in the home and at a low volume. Any country music that can be heard outside of the home is considered to be a disruption of the peace and the music player will be dealt with harshly.

22. If any disaster, natural or otherwise should occur, Chezland is where Bobblians retreat to until they can find better accommodations. If the same should occur in Chezland, the Chezlanders will come to Bobble.

23. Flannel is not to be worn out of the house.

24. Sex in public places is allowed as long as there are no children under the age of 15 allowed in those public places.

25. No children under the age of 15 are allowed in movie theaters after 930 pm.

26. All dreams must be recorded and kept on file.

27. Abortion is legal. Protestors aren't.

 28. Thou Shalt not say "it's all good"

 29. No man shall cheat on his wife unless it is with  another man.

 30. It is illegal to cut toenails on Bobday.

 31. All pet alligators must be neutered.

 32. String may only be used for its original purpose.