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Dream #5....I was seven years old and in a seminary eating rice from a plastic
bowl. My ex-sexfriend came to me and said "We must leave! The rice has been poisoned." Suddenly, everyone started falling
to the ground...except me of course. I'm the main character. Ronnie and I drive my car to someone's house. It turns out to
be Stephen Colbert's house. We knock on the door, and when he answers we are cats. He lets us in and we turn back to humans
and tell him someone is trying to kill him. He doesnt believe us, so I hit him over the head with a rubber squirrel and Ronnie
and I drag him to the basement. The basement is a giant bathroom. There is a toilet in one corner and a sink in the other.
In the center of the room is a bathtub the size of a basketball court. We run to the otherside where the shower is. The shower
looks like a tavern with trophies all over the walls. One moose head spoke to me telling me to get inside. Stephen woke up
and didn't want to go in. He kept screaming about how it was the portal to hell. The aliens arrived at his house and came
in the basement. Ronnie and I jumped into the shower/tavern/hellportal and finally Stephen came too.
Thats it. That was my dream. I need to stop taking those pills before I go to
bed.
Dream #1 (April 29)
There was a postcard with a girl on her father's shoulders. She was looking at
two nude men walking on the beach. The caption: "Hello, from Cleveland"
Dream # 2 (April 23)
The
Marlins were in the World Series. I was really depressed because my grandma Norma died and we didn’t find out until
three days later because my dad never answers the house phones and he didn’t answer his cell phone either (now, this
is true, my dad NEVER answers the house phones...EVER! you must page him...) and so we didn’t find out until three days
later and the funeral was already over and I was really sad. Miguel Cabrera was there and he tried cheering me up by making
me a HUGE batch of French onion soup but he made it in a kitty litter box without the litter…but there was still crap
on the sides.
Dream #4 (May 5)
My parents had people over. They were
nudists. I asked my dad to turn down the music but he said no. I went back to my room to scream into a pillow and the nudists
were in my room. And one was looking at my picture of Kevin Millar and he was a little bit too excited if you know what I
mean. Then they all sat on my bed and in my chairs and went through my cloths. It was a nightmare!
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Dream #3 (March 29)
There was a trash
barge, a flying bed with a white curved railing, and a snake. The house was over a sea. There was this wall. The bed was shaking
because there was an earthquake, but it was only at my split level (the kind in the Life Game) house. Something was trying
to suck us into a black trash bag. I do not know who was with me. I think I had a son. But I was still my age and my son was
seven or eight. I had to jump from the window ledge to the flower bed. I landed in the girl from En La Puta Vida's closet.
It was open. But there wasn’t a floor exiting the closet. It was just the closet. I looked out of the closet and down
and there was Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie in the Labyrinth except it was at the part right before she said "you have
no power over me" and it was in that room thing (u know, right after the stairs disappeared) and then there were marbles floating.
Dream #5 (June 11)
I was trying to get to Megen, but I couldnt
because she was blocked by a fruit punch gatorade forcefield.
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